It’s great news that the cops kept their composure and didn’t commit any “shooting fouls”

(•_•) / ( •_•)>⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■)

Not recorded in the body cam footage were the words to his partner as he jumped back in the cruiser.

Second AV Club story of late to remind everyone just how absurdly sexy Jennifer Love Hewitt was back in the day.

I’ve been hanging around this site for years. Was that the BEST use of my time? Dunno. But it provided an outlet for snarky jokes and pointed me towards some truly amazing shows and movies I never would have watched otherwise, helping me to steer clear of others that weren’t worthy. Like many other long-timers, I was…

Isn’t Scrawler back, in Pog form (aka another username because Kinja ate her old one)?

They also cancelled my episode of Promposal, after my rented elephant went mad and crushed all those people.

Side Note: That’s some of the greatest midriff I’ve ever laid eyes on. 

Step off ya Hoser.

The thing I remember most about this movie is that there is an Atari 2600 cartridge that factors into the plot. Is it where the chip is placed? I remember being really fascinated by that for some reason. Also, Dabney Coleman was wonderful, playing two very different characters.

“What The Hell Is This Shit, Internet? Now Go To Your Room And Think About What You’ve Done”

Yeah, well I thought you’d be bigger.

You ass. Take your star.

Aim to masturbate for about 20-30 minutes every day

Will it get my three-year old to sit still for 93 minutes? If even half that, five fucking stars!

“They laughed at me for my obsession with pie and trivia....but it was my life’s calling. My pursuit.” - Herbert Trivial

This is a bad take.