Man, it’s nice seeing lying liars get called out for being lying liars on shows like these! You know what’s even better?

MAGAnistan

Whatabout whatabout whatabout whatabout ....

Dammit, I have to agree with Rahm Emmanuel. Fucknutsville is really a perfect encapsulation of it all. And the prim Mr. Harris did craft a truly beautiful headline from it.

I find myself thinking that President Trump is not merely one of the worst people his generation produced, but the embodiment of the collective id of that generation. Thin-skinned, venal, looking for someone else to blame and so very, very scared of changes.

Think about this:

Although Obama knew perfectly well what it was for, as did we all, and he was just too polite/diplomatic to say it: it was for not being W.

This, to me, will forever be the best Trump photoshop:

He isn’t ever going to start a war with Iran because Vlad has specifically told him that it is off limits and any breach of this order will result in major pee tape/financial disclosure related consequences.

I smell a rat.

Government so small it fits in your uterus. Now let’s talk about the people who call themselves pro-life.

Go fuck some poor unfortunate woman, have her tell you 3 months later that you’re fully responsible for a kid for the next 18+ years, then see how you feel about abortion. Not every life is precious; you’re living proof.

Shut the fuck up Tomato.

Nobody cares about your forced-birth fetish.

This is going to be hardest on Bristol, Track, Twig, Smock, Groot, Krunk, Willow, Slider, Stub, Twiddle, Piper, Fluff, Carat, Keg, Snuggle, Bop, Rice and Spoit.

I think the big difference is that Republicans, by and large, will fall in line. They’re full of big talk about personal freedom and anti-authoritarianism and shit when it’s not someone they think of as one of them - these are the same people who voted to give W. sweeping, unchecked powers to get brown people under…

If he trades in wife 2 for a younger model, he'd be qualified to run for office as a republican!

The alt-right is the “alt-right” because calling yourself “nazi” or “fascist” is (rightly) placing yourself in bad company. TL;DR: They’re cowards