This is going to be hardest on Bristol, Track, Twig, Smock, Groot, Krunk, Willow, Slider, Stub, Twiddle, Piper, Fluff, Carat, Keg, Snuggle, Bop, Rice and Spoit.

I make a habit of not reading anything Heinlein wrote after about 1970 or so.

Outside of the Dark Tower books, the novels and characters don’t really blend together that much. They’re really more like Easter Eggs for diehard fans. You will never see Pennywise and Randall Flagg fighting for control of the Derry sewers. (Well, maybe now you will.) I never got the feeling that King had worked out…

I think the big difference is that Republicans, by and large, will fall in line. They’re full of big talk about personal freedom and anti-authoritarianism and shit when it’s not someone they think of as one of them - these are the same people who voted to give W. sweeping, unchecked powers to get brown people under…

If he trades in wife 2 for a younger model, he'd be qualified to run for office as a republican!

The alt-right is the “alt-right” because calling yourself “nazi” or “fascist” is (rightly) placing yourself in bad company. TL;DR: They’re cowards

Mine’s not for sale, Beto

Bipartisanship for Republicans just means Democrats shutting up and voting on whatever terrible bill they’re trying to push through lest they be accused of being troop hating socialists. 

You could lose an eye doing that.

I would give anything for just one of the G7 leader to just lose it and publicly give Trump the verbal berating that he has deserved for  over the last 40 years.  

 Are they still changing the name to the G6 + This Fucking Guy?

That girl looks positively pained to be there. 

The black friend is the only one sensible enough to look embarrassed to be a part of this mess. 

The look on that woman’s face, though, is “Oh, god, what have I gotten myself into?”.

Other bootlickers.

To: Canadian Embassy

Alone in the woods, Mike might have a predilection for bears over vixens.

This must be fake news because Pence could never ride his bike alone. What if some vixen joined him on the trail and tempted him with her body?!

As usual, it’s not Trump that’s the most offensive to me, it’s the people around him. We know Trump is a narcissistic sociopath. We’ve known that for decades. Of course he’s smiling in this environment: he wasn’t shot and there are cameras pointed at him, so obviously he’s happy.