You realize that this 97% statistic was calculated under the assumption that every single person who is tried for rape committed said rape and that every single not guilty verdict is erroneous. You realize that if this statistic was true it would give us higher rape rates then the freaking congo? Stop peddling fear…

What is this from?

I love how an obviously satirical article is not treated as satire by kotaku when it mocks kotaku.

no problem

No, because of medical complications

I wish I could. Getting drunk or High could literally kill me.

welcome to gawker media.

oh? bullshit

“the website nebulously values opinion, no matter its value.”

I did watch it. btw

I’m not high. I live in the Canadian rockies. In bear country. Everyone gets taught this in elementary school here.

this man was not supposed to “Chill”. This man is doing EXACTLY what one is supposed to do if one encounters a bear. you make loud noises to scare it off. ignoring it and continuing to move about is the LAST thing you do. if you stay relatively quite you may get too close before it notices you or spook it. Then you…

this man is not high. This man is doing EXACTLY what one is supposed to do if one encounters a bear. you make loud noises to scare it off. ignoring it and continuing to move about is the LAST thing you do. if you stay relatively quite you may get too close before it notices you or spook it. Then you die. acting like a…

I doubt it would find my soul particularly palatable, it’s too dark.

Is this supposed to be a joke article, or are we intended to be taking this seriously.

you’re wrong. game reviews are fundamentally and inherently subjective. all interpretations of entertainment media are. they CANNOT by definition be objective. they are not news reports. attempting to make them entirely objective is an effort in futility. there is no way to make them truly objective.

so to be a credible reviewer you need to adhere to the views of the general populace?

god damn it. you beat me to it

Yeah. Cus it’s not like anyone uses thug for white thugs ever.

What exactly would you have in place of prisons?