@cupofgreentea: Well, that would make for a very wordy headline...

@RudyWaltz: I return all of its CDs and love letters, personally.

"Drug [her] off stage?" ...Does Pink mean dragged? The grammar is really confusing.

Wow, you stay classy Vatican!

Is Serena always going to be such a hot, sticky mess?

@SamanthaRonson: Oh, snap!

@blackbirdfly: Mickey Mouse ears, a swastika, and the naked lady buttocks? Seems like it's already been done...

@landanimal: Same body, different names for it.

What. the. fuck? Those crazy kids!

@joycecarolgoats: It's serious, ha. Abbreviation fail.

Maybe one of the reasons women prefer to keep the bra on is because TV sex kind of implies that this is how it's done? I don't know, I always just assumed that was the reason.

Boy are those tan lines going to look awkward!

You cannot get more 'SRS MUSICIAN' than a fucking tambourine.

I don't have an 'official' portrait with a srs background, but I do have a whole bunch that I took on photobooth last year when I was trialling new glasses and was also apparently insane with vanity. Does that count?

Also, did you try Cheap Mondays? The 'unisex' sizing seems to fit my womanly figure better than other brands' specifically 'woman' jeans do, and best of all they're cheap.

'Feathering' is just a fancy word for 'X marks the crotch spot.'

@Friendly_Milk: Also, France is an incredibly Catholic country, so even though they are ostensibly 'secular', it's really only the non-Christian practices that don't fly with them. Also also, headscarves are a cultural touchstone for South East Asian (such as Malaysians and Indonesians), and also some African (like…

@Steve U: There's a sitcom in that, I'm sure of it.

Whoa, someone has a serious amount of unanswered friend requests and unread messages on Facebook.

@JoliePolie: the article links to the old one.