@Admiral Ackbar: It's a trap.: How did you marry into this family?!

@SamIam24: One Hundred Years of Solitude.

@Samanthrax: Fuck the Pain Away, Peaches.

@Hortense Smith: They don't call it The Hot Issue for nothing, you know!

@najmah: In 1978, they recommended you tie your hair up with your big ass ol' panties, instead.

@Biologeek: There is a really interesting article somewhere on the internet (that I cannot find right now) about Wes Anderson and people of colour in his films. Another interesting film to dissect is The Darjeeling Limited.

Do you know what an unfortunate baby name is? Jennifer.

At my old job I used to have to deal with official documents, etc., and I can say that I have seen the birth certificate of one boychild named Awesome-Rage Venus Unique. That is all.

"I'll splice over some of my entries so those of you who do visit have something to mock."

@KLondike5: I think this is going to be like that time our young, male PE teacher had to field period questions (and ONLY period questions) from the class in sex ed.

@maggiethecat: Broken Social Scene covered it too, you know! (and their version is even more melancholy)

@CurtCole: I think Australia is still clinging to the rock. So, you know, there's that.

I love how 'fuck' is asterisked, but 'cuntness' isn't...

All the fawning over her in this clip makes me really, really uncomfortable

Yeah. Isn't she also not pro-gay marriage?

Is Bret Eatson Ellis the new Fay Weldon?!

We had a white, deaf male cat that my sister called Napoleon (because he apparently didn't very much like cats, and ours was a grumpy old sod).

@ilovemyeel: Who? Do you mean that American, Conan O'Brian?

@ScottHartnellsSenseOfBalance: The original (All Blacks) was a legendary historic misprint of 'all backs.' Because everything is a riff of that, I think we (Kiwis) kind of don't see the apparent 'irony' in having a team of mostly brown rugby players called the All Blacks, and a team of mostly white soccer players…

@quatrevingtquatre: sorry, I wasn't trying to imply that you were, just that there was a difference between nationality and race. Although using British in this context just doesn't seem right, somehow. Even if you did once live in England.