@PeterAbe1ard: Maybe. I live in New Zealand though, and that's culturally different from the whole of your country. At least in terms of jukeboxes, anyway- the only places we have them are at cheesy 'retro' bars/restaurants. And sure, it's not even inconceivable that you could strike up a conversation there, but with…

@kemperboyd: I don't recognise your handle from Jez or Gawker- are you a Deadspin commenter? Anyhow, you're funny. You should come play with us, more often!

@owlowlowl: Ha, I thought the same thing, I think because of that Nutrigrain ad, and maybe also the Meat Board ad with Sarah Ulmer ?

@Azraelle: Why? Cos it's not 'manly?' I don't really have much time for either Tebow, but snarking on a football player for crying on national TV is kind of irrelevant to this story.

@BirdFrog: Ahahaha I just laughed so loud, I had to explain the joke to my flatmate's boyfriend.

@firefly82: Damn you, Focus on the Family! Justify my Love!

@201curzonst: Well, Tim Tebow has never been pregnant either...

@emily.e.ting: It plays like a life insurance ad! Or, you know, any generic household product.

@chersolly: Whoa back with the name-calling, cowboy! Was that really warranted?

Fuck you, and your fake Kimya Dawson tunes...

@curiousgeorgiana: The Bridgestone Tyres ad just irritates me: is the villain supposed to be English, or Australian? His accent keeps changing.

@WillowWeen: Especially the last man- the menace in his jaw twitches seems quite pronounced.

@kemperboyd: That's the thing- nobody ever will ever tell you!

Um, is that the James Bond theme tune for the Dodge ad? Isn't Dodge an American brand? What a ridiculous pairing!

haha, "lip bolm"

Pfft, Stacey McGill bought her style. Claudia Kishi brought it. Team Kishi, FTW!

Rayanne Graff=Alice Dellal?

Congratulations, Ms. Prejean. Being able to marry the person you love is a really special moment, and I'm sincerely glad that you will be able to enjoy it.

@chinaplate: Weird- my mother also used to tell me not to fuck with them. Even though I come from an ostensibly 'Catholic' family, we're pretty set in our disbelief of a supernatural existence, so I wonder if this was why she didn't like them... I wish it had occurred to me earlier to ask. Either which way, I still…

@DorothyZbornak: That's ingenious! I went to a school where the uniform was: knee-length or longer skirt with roman sandals (or hideous fawn knee high socks in the winter time), and mid-thigh was the optimal space for passé-composé.