@fyngyrz: Actually no, no I'm not. I'm trying to point out the complete inanity of your statement. And, if your display pic is anything to go by one of the key reasons nobody treats you like a second class citizen is because YOU ARE A WHITE MALE.

@snobographer: but can you not see why people might do that? It's a bit more hidden away than a penis. And it's also not our fault that those crazy Romans didn't come up with a more suitable word (other than pudenda, that is).

@J.D.Regent: Just chortled out loud. It was an actual chortle. So, thank you.

@JinxyMcDeath: I still don't want to give P**** H***** the satisfaction of knowing that, tho.

@DaniFae is so into you but way too smart for you: Crochet has done this to me. You should see the eyes roll, when I pull out my massive blanket to get my stitch on. Beach, camping, makes no difference!

@apricotta: Adorable, and also hilarious, and also what my best friend and I call one another (although on FB, she's listed as my brother).

@IndignationCoordinator: Dr Wiki takes care of MY psychiatric ailments...

@DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton: And what is so wrong with KNITTING, might I ask?

Is Michelle Obama holding a kumara in that picture?

@bess marvin, girl detective: KNEW I had it, THOUGHT it was Passion Pit, ha. Thank you, ma'am!

Hey! He was on Home and Away! Miss u, Vinny

@Nostrovia: Kiwi accents are not... hospitable to the American accent, especially the Southern drawl. Our vowels are much too harsh. Australian accents, on the other hand, come with their vowels pre-flattened.

@fyngyrz: Interesting. You're in the United States now, aren't you? A backwards, primitive country under the mailed fist of religious wackos. When are you leaving?

@AllieCaulfield: Good point. I don't remember John being called 'instantly creepy' until after the Rielle stuff broke.

@bess marvin, girl detective: answer it for me, please?

I dunno... personally, if the book cover doesn't feature a petite pakeha girl with close-cropped blonde hair and the same rashy face that I have, then, well, I'm not sure I want to read it (THAT GOES FOR YOU TOO, AUSTEN).

The P.Hilton post about Jersey Shore: "Leonardo DiCaprio may have found himself a trashier, louder, and more stable whore to hang out with."

@heykoukla: oh, kiwi are nocturnal birds, dontcha know?

@nancyblackett: Whoa, really? Our school didn't, at all, but our brother school's haka was quite impressive- would still give my chills down the spine to watch, if only they didn't pull it out every time they were drunk at a party :/

@heykoukla: Actually, to play the pedant, women don't perform that haka. Her pukana is somewhat impressive, tho.