His Monopoly-obsessed parents already used “Community Chest” for his older brother?

Not clicking on that video

Absolutely no part of me has ever wanted anything at all like this. I detest mindless and pointless destruction.

It’s all fluff PR that they put out there to try and generate good will so that the masses will excuse their bad behavior when it eventually comes to light. Musk did the same thing a decade ago when he wanted to be seen as “the man who will save our planet”. He was supposedly all about protecting the environment,…

Admit it, we’ve all wanted to do something like this.

I have a nephew named Chance. Guess why.

It’s painfully obvious how Trump won a second time.

With what they spent on the cheapest used Lambo and the cheapest duct tape, I could pay off my mortgage and my truck loan and still have ~$60k left over.

In San Francisco, there’s a “leather” gay bar (shocking, right?). Sundays they have a big beer bust, and crowd ebbs between creative/hipster, gay men and more mature hardcore leather/dominant/authority-cop-type looks. It starts winding down around 5pm and it’s not uncommon to see some pretty “detailed” outfits…

Great story! Sorry about your balls.

Also:

He has no problem taking credit for the work of others and pretending his own mistakes were not mistakes or didn’t happen. That’s the way he’s run his entire business empire.

I’m going to play devil’s advocate for the heck of it (though I do agree their BEV attempt has been underwhelming, to be generous).

For all the self glorification he desires (and insists upon), Mr. “Art of the Deal” is basically constantly giving more than he’s getting. If he feels the Heritage Foundation helped get him into office, he’ll throw as much of Project 2025 as he can at us. A lot of it is already in his “day 1" plans, from his Agenda 47…

I’m going to go a bit out of character here and advocate for the giant corporation:

We’ve tried nothin’ and we’re all out of ideas!

This might actually be the best, most-actionable strategy I have heard. You might be a genius.

How much cocaine does it come with?

So. Much. Cocaine.

Considering the sheer number of features modern cars come with, it’s unlikely that we’ll see any automaker completely abandon the touchscreen. Adding physical controls for everything would likely make the cabin look like the cockpit of a modern jet.