Fatburger onion rings are good.

Yes, fried egg is the best thing about Fatburger. I remember the patties were pretty good too, but hmmm, egg. 

Storing it in the fridge makes it harder to spread, but you know what? It’s about the same viscosity as regular hydrogenated peanut butter, and will soften pretty quickly once it’s out at room temperature.

Saw a cool pair of boxer shorts on a guy getting the shit beaten out of him on Cops. No Cops. Lame.

Yeah, why kill yourself trying to remove bones with a knife when meat is raw, when all you have to do is wait for it to finish cooking and pull them out with two fingers? I do most of my cutting when food is already cooked and tender - that goes for tough root vegetables too. I like having my fingers. And throwing…

New York is like an old friend. It has its moods. But I know them all.

La La Land. And arguably Mulholland Drive as well.

Thank you.

Another Kylie Cheung outrage special.

I remember the Big New Yorker well. In my early vegetarian days, I used to order it with just mushrooms and olives, and something about that simple combination and this particular Pizza Hut pie worked really well together.

Irvins Salted Egg Salmon Skin chips - that stuff is like crack. And at those prices, you’ll be turning tricks to buy a bag.

Yeah, I think an explanation like this of how dishes should be stacked would be a lot more useful than, “Don’t do it, never.”

It somehow had never occurred to me that different types of exercise should be hard differently, and I’ve never seen it laid out this way. Thanks!

Dumb warm-climate person question: Wouldn’t a car cover avoid all the trouble of having to scrape off snow or ice?

“Nepotism” means affirmatively giving preference to relatives and friends for positions, not any kind of advantage gained because someone you’re related to was in the biz. The way nepotism is used here deprives it of all its meaning, which is a kind of insularity and an implicit I-scratch-your-back-you-scratch-mine…

Yet more proof that wealth is wasted on the wealthy.

“High rate of speed.”

Came for Kanye, leaving disappointed.

I kinda don’t.

Agreed. This is just an intermediary step before sending morons like this to the moon and keeping them there.