“High rate of speed.”

Came for Kanye, leaving disappointed.

I kinda don’t.

Agreed. This is just an intermediary step before sending morons like this to the moon and keeping them there.

It must’ve been love.

Wondrium is way better than Masterclass. Masterclass is more like edutainment, while Wondrium’s offerings are more like college 101-level classes with no homework, and courses cover more fields and in greater depth. 

We're all conscious. Some of us are conscientious.

you can love what you’re doing to you with the contracts

That makes sense, given that Rael is Jewish.

How is this any different from just wiping the couch with a damp cloth? 

Definitely a weird quote on a site that fetishizes the 944. A 968 has 944 handling and style but is quick. Problem? 

If a sandwich is dipped in au jus, is it a soup? 

You have not known joy until you’ve had a bowl of piping hot soup in the morning after a snowstorm.

Headline writer to editor: “I’m going with jerk store! Jerk store is the line! Jerkstore!”

Free speech absolutist at work.

That seems appropriate, in a couple ways.

Life & Death;

Oh look, Ferrari made a minivan. 

Why would you need a hammer when you have a specialized pencil?

I don’t get the ghost kitchen hate. Where I live, ghost kitchens allow me to have food options that wouldn’t otherwise be available, because they’re not popular enough to support a full-blown restaurant, like healthy lunch boxes and obscure ethnic cuisines. They allow more offerings to be sold more cheaply and at more…