Glad to know four-eyed Grimace got what was coming to him.

Also not my idea of an adult happy meal. 

We need the word “literally” to mean what it literally means. Maybe some people can be loosey-goosey with their words, but those of us whose words have real consequences need to be precise in our language. There are an infinite number of other ways of expressing emphasis and conveying drama, but if “literally” can no…

Everybody should be using AP Style. It’s practical, no-nonsense, and most importantly is really easy to learn. It’s for people who need to write to do a job and don’t have time for fussy distinctions without differences. I learned AP Style when I did a copy-editing gig a long time ago, and have never followed any of…

Baby Spice is popular in Papua New Guinea.

We all know why you know this and are judging you right now. 

Shut your whore mouth. Taco Bell is scientifically engineered and focus group-proven to be crack cocaine to exactly that segment of the roach and rodent population their corporate strategy was going after.

Nobody can vote for you because you paired a solid candidate with an abomination. 

Wow, I hate that linked post. Not only are cownose rays a vulnerable species, they are curious animals and really cute. A lot of aquariums have them in touch tanks where visitors can play with them. They will rub their backs against your hand like a cat.

“His over-the-board progress has been unusual, and throughout our game in the Sinquefield Cup I had the impression that he wasn’t tense or even fully [concentrating] on the game in critical positions, while outplaying me as black in a way I think only a handful of players can do.”

You probably shouldn’t be eating foraged produce raw, or at the very least should very thoroughly wash them. There are deadly parasites like the rat lungworm that can be left on plants by critters that have crawled over them.

But those 15 minutes will be filled with wacky escapades thanks to his best friend Buddy!

I think it bears at least a mention that a couple people DIE every year from using neti pots with tap water contaminated with brain-eating amoeba. It’s rare but the temptation is not, and there’s no cure if it happens.

Totally. Wild animals will stay wild animals, though. I eventually stopped feeding them after one of them nipped my finger when it thought I wasn’t going to let go of the food I was holding in my hand. No harm was done, but I was worried enough about rabies to see a doctor, who made me feel like an idiot for wasting…

What’s wrong with having some sediment in your cup? I mean french press coffee always has a little sediment, and with Turkish coffee you’re basically drinking sediment. I have a french press, and if I can avoid buying another single-purpose gadget I will.

Or, don’t keep skunks out of your yard, because they are absolutely adorable and only spray as a last resort. One summer I took to feeding a pair of juveniles that would show up in my back yard at twilight, because one of them initially had a bad leg. No animal is dumb when food is involved, so I was able to teach…

How about cooking it in a pressure cooker?

Ah yes, fraud for her and breach of contract for the manufacturer, with all the necessary evidence conveniently online.

What about real architecture, that actual architects fap to? Where do architects go to to enthuse about built spaces and design?