It seems lacking in the spookiness of the original. Is that your feeling?

What about dropping dead? Or playing on while other people dropped dead?

I have to fly 24 hours sometimes. When I do that I just wipe myself off with a wet hand towel in the middle and reapply. Your armpit doesn’t have to be pristine. I think it’ll still inhibit bacterial growth even if you’re starting to smell a bit.

I have to fly 24 hours sometimes. When I do that I just wipe myself off with a wet hand towel in the middle and…

The claim that it lasts for one year is bullshit - it lasts way longer than that. I’ve been using Crystal every single day literally for twenty years, since high school. I’m in my mid-30s, and I believe I’m on my FOURTH stick. It has failed me (as in, I had B.O.) maybe a handful of times in all those years when I had…

The claim that it lasts for one year is bullshit - it lasts way longer than that. I’ve been using Crystal every…

This is never going to win, but it deserves to.

This is never going to win, but it deserves to.

produced from 1928-1937

No, because she’s a dog. Thanks for making me say it.

This needs doing. I would Kickstarter this.

The collar lets you take her for a walk?

What did they find out from all these tests?

I used to eat just one big meal a day, and had a doctor tell me after an x-ray that I had a huge stomach. But this is ... disproportionate!

Does this do anything for you?

Some of this stuff is awesome. Mos Burger is great stuff. Totally different kind of thing from, say, In-N-Out, so judge it on its own merits. Basically it’s Japan-does-McDonald’s - better ingredients, more careful prep, and soy sauce-based sauce. Calpis is so good I want it to come out the faucet when I turn the tap.…

I felt the same way until once I had a girl chase after me. Then the pressure was off (i.e., it didn’t matter too much to me how things turned out). You know what I learned on the other side? It takes quite a bit for two people to make sense for each other, a lot of which aren’t assessments of worth. If you’re an…

I lol’d.

Doesn’t it trouble you how easily you might have missed each other then? I mean I assume things worked out well.

Sorry, why couldn’t the client get her money back? That’s not a reasonable fee for a consultation given his practice area and expertise, and he didn’t do any other work. Is this a Michigan thing?

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I am of the opinion that for a multicultural society to have a chance of working (if it could work at all), people have to keep a sense of proportion. So what could that mean except that you let little things slide? And if this isn’t a little thing, what is?

Blah.