So the life sentence actually wasn’t that bad.

My ex used to pull this shit, albeit not to this extent. He would be downright nasty to me, demand sex, guilt trip me about not giving him sex, and then say, “It’s not my fault, my Dad died when I was 24.”

Or perhaps he was just a sociopath who also happened to be a talented football player.

i feel your pain, brother. I, too, lament the fact that society had failed charles manson. And hitler. Failure all around.

Unless you’re donating all your time and money in the effort to improve the lives of others, don’t give us this “every life is sacred” nonsense. Every life is not sacred. Some are poisoned, and nothing at all is lost when they’re over.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

No, what’s depressing is that it took Donald Fucking Trump to make good on Barack Obama’s promise that chemical weapons were a ‘red line’ that , when crossed, would result in direct repercussion- not a couple hundred SOC ghouls keeping Kurds and Turks apart. The ONLY response to the use of WMD- by anyone- is an…

I heard her mom was so nasty, she didn’t want to play basketball herself since she didn’t believe in showering after only 4 periods.

Firewater is a real issue in the Redskin community.

If you’re planning to sell yourself short, sure. Not washing your hair for months and throwing a pie at a disgraced politician, who in turn beats the ever living fuck out of you, is a pretty attainable life goal.

Good clean humor

Whatever Ivory’s intentions are, I’m sure they’re 99 and 44/100 percent pure.

No. 1 - Norman didn’t shut down Odell — http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap….

I know I know. I don’t have the same perspective as you. Gulag or Electric Chair?

Dane Cook sucks by the way.

You choose to take a misstatement of facts as a way to shut people up?

Prostate cancer has never received more funding than breast cancer, so it kind of does matter that your anecdote doesn’t make any sense. Stick to ones that do and your point will be made more strongly.

Back in 1996, breast cancer funding from the National Cancer Institute, the largest giver of academic research funds in America, totaled $382 million compared to $86 million; a ~4.5 to 1 disparity. By 2006, the difference had shrunk to $715M versus $376M; still nearly double. By 2013, last year of available stats from…

I actually sold a large piece of equipment to the Imperial Palace a few years ago, and believe me, I fucked them royally.