You’ve just insulted a fictional character with that crack. Nice work. What’s that? Well, what does it matter? Just because he’s a fictional character, you don’t think he can be insulted?

bravo, well done. You speak for millions of Gen Xers who are tired of hearing about microaggressions, space spaces, calling for boycotts and firings based on.....WORDS. FUCKING WORDS.

Thank you. The fuck is this “ageist” bullshit? Really fucking tired of these soft-ass labels for legitimately thinking some old fuck like McCain is having a “senior moment” or worse. Are these fellow Gen-X people trying to soft-pedal everything, or is it the dastardly Milennials? God damn, the world is getting so…

Lighten up, Francis.

“he was killing his twin babies but could we please have been more gentle with the deranged killer guy?”

You “think” he did the right thing by shooting a piece of shit who was going to kill his own innocent babies? Wow, really going out on a limb there. Holy Christ, do people really think like this because of political identification/dogma/dovetailing with their narrowly defined worldview?

You almost spelled Dwayne Dwyane Wade right

I think everyone is missing the irony of Marvin Lewis pooh-poohing celebrations. He’s had true upstanding citizens like Pac-Man Jones, Vontaze Burfict and Chris Henry on his squad, but he’s worried about a celebration deleteriously influencing today’s utes.

Ah there it is! You’re violating my safe space. The typical angry progressive retort to anybody daring to question the absurdity of politically correct language run amok. I daresay you need to get fucked.

PWR BTTM, which formed in 2013 while members Hopkins and Liv Bruce were students at Bard College, is a queer rock band with both members preferring gender neutral pronouns.

As a descendant of Irish republicans, I back this message. Not that our cuisine is any better...

Oh look it’s Captain Dipshit! ^^

“Fack Tanawkaah and fack the Sawx hittaz thayah cawksuckaaaz”

ALL RELIGIONS ARE PONZI SCHEMES! Holy shit, how hard is that to figure out? Either way, you pay with money, blood or your soul.

“Claimed hundreds of lives?” Huh? Scientology sucks donkey dick, but it’s still breakfast time, and I’m willing to wager that the Judeo-Christian religions have already claimed hundreds (perhaps thousands) of lives since the sun rose this morning.

If you can’t understand that the line between a cult and a religion is really semantics, you’re either religious or you have no perspective.

What in the holy hell is a Jeff Withey

+4 (Allegedly)

Stop confusing being a contrarian, sanctimonious cock with being nuanced or edgy. You’re only making an asshat out of yourself.

And as far as “pushing ourselves to understand will really make us better human beings” — I think there are much better, more effective ways for me to make myself a better human being understanding why a multimillionaire decides to kill a bunch of people.