Are we sure that’s a dummy behind the wheel? Has any of Elon’s enemies disappeared lately?

Maybe in your world, since you were launched into the space/time continuum by Pete Rose at the 1970 MLB All-Star Game.

Perhaps he was trying to steal the safe full of M&Ms from the M&M’s store and drag it down 7th to 45th then up 8th through Columbus Circle then cut onto West 65th and proceed to rampage through Central Park...

If the location was Times Square we can reasonably rule out “stealing a car from a moving train and driving it off a cliff” as the stunt, but not “stealing a gas truck by jumping on it” or “crashing into a bus to crash the bus somehow”

I would pay real money to see a TNG episode where Worf commands a team of security bears.

So in Lafayette, Louisiana, the celebration before the start of Lent is Fatty Fat Tuesday? Phat.

Where’s the option for +100 stars?

I assume we can look forward to Penn State erecting a statue in honor of Simon soon.

You’re right and I would give MSU four business days to get it fixed.

If the Miller family gets another bill after, say, this Friday, then bulldoze the MSU Sports Clinic.

SHIELD needs to get this storyline over with. It’s just too slow. Yes I know they have to go back in time and stop someone from destroying Earth, but still. Just move on with it please. I guess the budget cuts have impacted their ability to make some larger set pieces.

Monster of the week episode I want to see:

Let’s not call groups full of dipshits like these guys “car clubs.” Car clubs are for people who have meets in parking lots without using their cars in dangerous manners. They are clubs for people who want to meet and talk with other people about cars. They hold auto x events and track day meetups. They admire and…

Have we heard back on the headgear of the interlocutor? Because I know a guy with strong opinions about knowledge, women, and athletics

...also, upon further thought: Spock was cleared of the charge of mutiny, which means his act wasn’t technically mutiny. And Vulcans are totally of the mindset that technically correct is the best kind of correct.

we are not aware of a single complaint from anyone attending our games that they were expecting to see the parachute team and not a professional hockey game.

I thought this round thing was a pizza cutter attachment.

I thought this round thing was a pizza cutter attachment.

Joke’s on you: It’s actually Verne Troyer.

I mean, after what we learned in the episode, how is he NOT Voq? Which I still maintain is incredibly stupid. Voq being uploaded into Tyler’s brain would be somewhat more plausible rather than Ash Tyler being grafted on to Voq yet somehow there’s no DNA evidence he’s really Klingon.

But we kinda learned it Sunday... its made pretty obvious its Voq.