This is something that just about everyone knows, since the number of times that regular human beings go from 0-60 is approximately never. Real speed is acceleration from when you are already rolling, like when you're merging onto a highway, or you're powering out of a turn on some backroad.

A SHOE?! Really?! A shoe? Who throws a shoe?

I sincerely hope you picked up the shoe and went "seriously honey, these shoes with that outfit?"

Jack is such a overpowering presence, that his style really bleeds into the Raconteurs and The Dead Weather so much that they are really just "The White Stripes II and III" :). They are all really just Jack White, playing with a bunch of other people.

Thank you for rising above the cliches and providing something truly funny and entertaining on April fools day.

For the record ;) #OMGIHAVENTTAKENSHROOMSBUTSERIOUSLYSPEEDRACERMAKESMEFEELLIKEIKNOWWHATIMTALKINGABOUT

/jk

That sure is one hell of a drift. Sure, Speed is a great driver and the Mach 5 is a car that the limits of our world has never seen, but I'm sure physics still apply somewhere in his universe. I mean, come on.

Here's one that I made for our team at the 24 hours of LeMons. I think it's appropriate here.

Updated version-

Your own car is perfect. It is your car. Other people may not like it, but to you it is perfect.

We need a Jalopnik test mule shirt. Why should all the auto makers get cool camo for their prototypes? Can't us humans get a little love?

This.