@Mister Jack: Now available in Diet Jack!: Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

@greasedupdeafguy: Have you ever found the bar of soap constantly slipping out of your hands in the shower or bath?

Ashcraft, have you no journalistic integrity? Lifting material from yourself. Ludicrous!

@gold163 (° д° ): You're the reason Atlus games are so difficult to find! Curse you, overzealous shopper!

@gold163 (° д° ): You should buy as many as the store has. That'll show 'em!

@Chicken Pawks: ...I laughed so hard. T_T

@fearing: I didn't think it was possible for one show to contain so many one-liners.

@Chicken Pawks: *Guffaw*

@Deuce: With Heavy Rain's controls, you can expect him (or anybody else, for that matter) to miss the door a few times.

@soldier148: Well played, sir. Well played indeed.

@thewafflecult: Judging from the Max character chart and the unit list directly to the right of it, I'd say "Yes."

@FlashFlashCarCrash: It's for that same reason that I avoided the article, unfortunately. I thought it'd be Saints Row 2-centric which I just don't have any interest in.

@SqueakyPlatypus: he failed at the date because he got mad and beat her to death

@soldier148: ...Your post isn't exactly the epitome of perfect grammar. <_<

Isn't the army or FBI or some big American organization using PS3s running Linux to power their systems?

@Guesswho69: That's only if their costumes are good to begin with! Unfortunately, that is almost never the case. ._.

@monkiesinfreefall: I would like to congratulate you on being the only one in this set of pictures to actually pull off his or her costume. <_<

@Etheris: It looks like a penis as a thumbnail.

@Span_Wolf: If they can't keep track of your purchases on the DSi or the DSiXL, then don't count on it.

@ThirzaLepidus: Huh, then that's fortunate.