@AlienSix: Hah, those are awesome.

That doesn't look nearly as I cool as I expected it to be.

@FamiCube64: Kotaku's gotten a lot more strict with its commenting system for no apparent reason.

@BubbleF**kingBuddy: Every woman has at least one parent that is also a woman.

@planetarian: Regarding your second point...

@BlueBeard: It's coming out for the Xbox, PS3, Wii, and iPhone, I believe.

@denki: Pfft, you can't deny the beauty of blue ston— Sapphires. They must be called sapphires! The name lends credibility to the desire!

@Shanzay: I see, I see. Aside from New Super Mario Bros. Wii and the Metal Gear games, I've never played any of the games the other characters are from, so Guybrush was the first to actually pop into my head.

@AchromaticMagus: I think it's... Big Daddy, Guybrush Threepwood, Isaac Clarke, Snake, Mario, that guy from Left 4 Dead, and Ezio?

@Psalms: You're telling me, straight-faced, that you didn't find this hilarious at all? D:

@arbsnotdead: I felt it too, and that's that I usually sleep through earthquakes.

I feel like I was supposed to laugh at some point... : /

@AchromaticMagus: Oh, wow. Look at the time span that the responses were posted in and then at what they all say.

@b-radicate: Fat lazy gamer + refer to those shorts as "boxers"

@icarus212001: You can toast hamburger buns. <_<

@Methusalah: Yeah... The link to the article even says "Games Summed Up in Five Words." How does "Summed Up" become "reviewed"?

@Michael Dukakis: Is it wrong that I read that in his voice?

@SteelWolf89: But... What Pyramid Head represents equals horror?

@Kamix: Swag.

@mutedia: It's like you can't see the transitions between different clips! Amazing.