@TheVegetarianBurgerKing: Don't patronize him. <_< It's insulting to Europe.

@Michael Dukakis: I always thought there was a limit on the number of puns a single man could come up with in a day.

@St.McDuck: Bahaha, I realized that too. I mean, pressing Circle (I was playing the PS3 version) let me switch between the characters regardless of whether or not they had already attacked. After realizing what the line was for and that the guns were basically identical, it only ever came down to concentrating on…

@St.McDuck: All I really managed to figure out was how to switch weapons and characters mid-battle. Run around, find your target, aim the beaded line to direct the path your character will take, let the circular gauge do its thing, time the attack just right, and repeat!

@brandoshido: But that suggests that Square thinks they'll be going at some point. ._.

@tjdeuceosix: [kotaku.com]

@Techno-Atom: Tell me you have that thing bookmarked and ready to go for occasions such as this. <_<

Mr. Ashcraft! The article! The link! They don't match up! ;_;

@Friedhamster: "This is going to be the best kept secret ever! Nobody would EVER expect the PS3 Slim! Nobody!"

@gurfinki: *Hugs 60GB launch PS3*

@spannu: "I grow weary of your sexually-suggestive dancing!"

@TheJinManCan: I... I think you mean wary, not weary. <_<

@gold163 (° д° ): They did do it earlier.

@Wolfenstein: I'd assume that makes for horrible fapping material. <_<

@tselby: Hey, you didn't hear it from me, but you could light a scented candle during the time you're doing your dirty deed, and then put it out so the smoke masks the smell.

@Dangerwillrobinson: O_o What did you say beforehand?

Jimmy Fallon doesn't appeal to me at all; he just isn't funny.

@Shinta: "Umm, Minotaur? This is room service."

@BanhammerStrikesBack: I honestly have no idea. I'd hope not, for the sake of the rest of us. I was being sarcastic, though, in the first bit. =P