@Kovitlac: In The Democratic Republic of Crazy Land, you don't need 50,000 signatures. You only need 6.

@RooksGambit: Wake up in crazy land? No.

How in the world did the camera get the background clearer than the box right in front of it? <_<

@N●Gage Croal is grabbin' peels: "Lady Zelda, your orders?"

*Knows nothing about this series*

@Etheris: I think they're trying to appeal to the FPS and Madden fans.

@spookyu: Oh God, that's horrible!

@DocSeuss: The only thing I can possibly think of is:

@spookyu: O_o Do you work out of your home? That list still looks funky despite your being a medic.

@Friedhamster: "I knew about Borderlands before it became mainstream, yo."

Nobody takes the VGAs seriously.

@enlargedhousecats: That doesn't make sense. He wouldn't follow up "first recordin" with "game 1."

@Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.: "The bulb's too blue; it makes me cold."

Part of me is screaming "This is messed up; they're cutting his brain like the butcher slicing ham at the grocery store."

@umfk: Oh. Duh. Should've caught on to that.

Wait a minute—boob jiggling aside—wasn't the DSi XL the DSi LL before? Or am I missing something that I wasn't paying attention to? <_<

@CustomFirmware: That's what makes Atlus so nice, though: their lack of excess money prevents them from publishing games that suck. <_<

@Cpryd001: The first thing I think is: "This is obviously a trap. I'm gonna avoid taking the toothbrush for as long as possible."

@James Henderson: Yes. Yes it is.

@Jurandr: I dunno, even when I still believed in Santa (He's real, kids), I always thought the Santa tracker was always kinda... Eh...