@AoE: I think he's speaking Internet. #thelegendofzelda

@The Overmind (aka that guy): @MarcusMaximus:

@MarcusMaximus: That depends; do you enjoy feasting on the flesh of humans? #transitioncontacts

@dchall8: Because comments are always relevant to whatever the article's about, right? #antivirus

@Whizkid103: Pfft, you should try *pretending* to be straight.

@Goldwings: That's cheating! Cheater! You cheate— You still win, either way. <_< #roomba

@Zinger314: Then what'd be the plural of "Goomba"? <_< #roomba

@Firelance is Addicted: Fine, fine, fine.

@Firelance is Addicted: *Slap*

Not entirely sure why I read this as "Dante's Inferno Hershey Level Looks Hot." #dantesinferno

@sentroshi: [www.disemvowelment.com]

@Two Flush Dump: A disemvowling! I haven't seen one of these since... Oh... Dagnabit... Since the last time Gawker revamped the comment system, I think it was! #callofdutymodernwarfare2

@idDobie: Pfft, adults.

@The Legendary Mang-o: *Looks at RE5*

@dougefreshmts: Now, are you talking specifically about Rock Band and Guitar Hero, or are you talking about all games in the rhythm genre? #rockband

@Jekku: Help me see it. <_< #talesofvesperia

@TipsyBard: Same thing as "Cook up" or "Whip up."

@nathew: Normally, I'd agree with you, but it's not as if he's got all of the icons changed and filled his PS3 with anime. It's just a wallpaper.

@Complexified: Did you know that there is a right way and a wrong way to suck a banana?

@cdoggoblingbling: Awesome, you can understand Japanese? #finalfantasyxiii