@Rachel Fogg: *Cocks turtle gun*

@Usman Akram: You're uh... Supposed to replace "Best Time Tracking Application" with what you think is the best time tracking application. <_<

@Outkastprince: I'm winning! I can't believe I'm winn- "The other player has disconnected."

@ddhboy: What if people said that black people smell *good*?

@Orionsaint: "Cracker" spawns a cracker. That cracker is also white. White people are white. Cracker is a slang term for a white person.

@PossibleCabbage: I can't tell if you're being "racist" or "ironic."

@greasypigarvin: The trick is that people like us are supposed to hold on to the $2 bills and never let them go. :D

@KEN: If you can dance the YMCA, then you're halfway there!

@BruzeWayne: All Russians are evil, but not all evil people are Russian?

@jeremyevans: Honestly, I'd just shove the finger into my mouth for the rest of the trip; at least until I got to wash it off or wrap it with...

@Neo Deus: ._. You just blew my mind.

@Kanji08: The links stemming from that article are horrible. <_<

@FriedConsole: And most everyone will bash Kotick for the simple fact that his smug face on the side of the screen annoys the heck out of me. : /

@Matt0505: Long ago, back in 2000 when "One More Time" was playing on the radio. ;_;

@zach - smooth jazz and blues: I always thought it was divided up like this:

@BubbleF**kingBuddy: You just made me sad. ;_;

@deanbmmv: And which side of the bed you woke up on. Unless, of course, your bed's against a wall.

@(Zombie) Jolan: Nah, it's gonna be a LOST tie-in. I can feel it.

@Sesshu: Hah, I get it. Fold. It's papercraft.

@Lord Raggleus Fraggleus: Sit on his computer? He's gonna ea—- Nevermind.