sonicreducer1
Sonic Reducer 151
sonicreducer1

Tough to be an MLB pitching coach when you refuse to work with lefties.

My parents gave me a map, pointed to Japan and China, and said “these are different countries”. I've never forgotten that lesson.

They really should have led with “Alex Swoyer is a woman, and she knows better than to say this, but...” I got to the end where it revealed it was a woman who knows what women’s haircuts cost making this attack anyway.  Fucking moonies.

These spineless politicians are doing the exact same thing 45 did regarding NFL players kneeling.

Reminds me of often used Alice Walker quote:

Pretty cool that our last two republican presidents didn’t really want to be president for any real reason except because then they’d be president and could show their daddies they were actually really good boys. And tough. And smart. So a few hundred thousand people had to die along with whatever was left of American

I do kind of empathize with Jamil here. Like her I’m working my way backwards through history and my “Willy Brandt’s handling of the Guillame scandal cemented his place as Germany’s worst ever Chancellor” tweet isn’t holding up as well as I’d hoped. 

Uber capped hours on their drivers in NYC at 10 hours a day, 60 hours in a week. If they didn’t want people doing this full time, they would put caps on all drivers.

It would be great if trump had a stroke while rage tweeting and based on the time and date of the stroke we could determine exactly which tweet he was spewing and then memorialize that tweet for all time. It would be trumps true legacy. 

5 minutes from the blog being posted to victim blaming, solid work

Well thank god you’re not a celebrity, life would be so boring.

Different lies to different people- see which one floats to the top.

I think Bosa’s attitude had less to do with old college grudges than with the well known fact he just hates the browns. 

The answer to this and other questions may be found in the article you just skipped past so you could fire off this dumb comment.

Not the folks at SI. Hey-ooo!

IT WAS REPORTED HALF THE SI NEWSROOM WAS LAID OFF.

If you didn’t get the point from the initial article about Maven’s takeover, I’m not sure a response from the greys will be of much assistance, but here goes. The point that the writers are trying to make is that the cynical model Maven is employing is hardly unique to Sports Illustrated (or even publishing). It’s

I just failed to renew my SI subscription for this very reason.

Your move.

Can you please use the “NSFW” tag, please? Some of us have jobs. 

A photo of a calculator with 80085 in the window.