Exactly what I got from this whole article.

He looks like the guy who steps out of a Dodge Charger on 22's at an Arizona strip mall.

Is that picture a sex thing? That picture looks like it’s a sex thing.

This will be Burfict’s 14th suspension in his NFL career, and his third for an illegal hit.

he’ll be back next year after changing his name to Metta World War. 

Great point. Although, I don’t think many people get a year in jail for their first DUI.

If spearing a stationary player that is down on one knee directly in the head with the top of your helmet is not egregious, would anything short of going Last Boy Scout and shooting a player in the middle of a play be egregious?

No, the punishment doesn’t fit the crime. The punishment fits because it’s fitting both this crime and all the other incredibly dangerous similar crimes he’s gone out of his way to commit on the field over the past decade. You get one DUI, you get a year in jail. If it’s your sixth one, the judge isn’t going to be…

Minshew is an anagram for "Wins? Meh."

Many people are saying that the reason Jim Jordan helped cover up sexual abuse in the wrestling program at Ohio State is because he participated in that abuse.  I don’t know anything about it, but it is something many people are saying, that Jim Jordan committed numerous acts of sexual abuse at Ohio State.  I don’t…

Stephanopoulos: “You’ve been making your point.”

Carpet bomb the memes.

Fuck this shit.

I mean, I don’t think term limits are inherently dumb (I am aware of the drawbacks), but you could just have...some long ones. Like maybe no one gets to be in Congress for half a century, for a start?!

Maybe the fact that a relatively high profile figure like Bezos doing this so brazenly, rather than through a lobbying group or other functionary, will mean enough people will take notice of how utterly absurd this all is and do something about it...

Actually no, fuck him for not recognizing that the votes that got him into his seat in Maine’s new ranked-choice voting system — he was an instant-runoff win by a very slim margin — were not Republicans or conservative Dems but all the third-party Green voters who likely hold positions to the left of the Dem party…

It’s like Trump jazz: it’s the admissions he didn’t give that are really the most telling part of the whole disclosure!

it rules so much that the thing that got moderate democrats to move was “wait, trump’s declared open season on fake jobs for our idiot kids? we must act NOW, gentlemen”

Anyone here old enough to remember when TV news was not considered a profit center for the networks and on-air commentary/opinion was subject to rebuttal due to the Fairness Doctrine rather than just “business as usual”.