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Except he got first pick of orders when he graduated, and he picked a high-visibility position where new lieutenants get fast-tracked for quick promotion. He got moved back to the states to work in a supply office. 

Can’t wait for Mike Pompeos receipts to come due. Smug lying enabling asshole.

Yes, it is true the typical person did not read the NYT. In the mid-2000s, NYT circulation topped out at about 1.2 million. I don’t know what they were reading instead, and I’m not sure what relevance that has. I know that “elites...writing for widely read newspapers is nothing new,” I never said it was. If you think…

You’re falling into the same lazy all-black-and-white thinking as Brooks with terms like “dimensionless empowerment”. That’s not what telling your kids they have open-ended career options means. You can definitely do that while also having guiderails and making sure your kid doesn’t completely screw his life up.

The…

Even as recently as, say, 15 or 20 years ago, the typical person didn’t read the New York Times regularly, and certainly didn’t read the opinion section regularly. And yet, you probably knew, through osmosis or whatever, that it was the paper of record, written by elites, with its opinion section being the most…

“I don’t have health insurance” is not the flex you think it is, lady. 

Dear Fox & Friends and every other “Blue Lives Matter” idiot: if the people are afraid of the police. THAT’S A PROBLEM WITH THE POLICE!!!!!! Jesus fucking tap-dancing white-haired christ on a popsicle stick. If the public doesn’t trust them, they’ve failed at their job.

When asked if he feels disrespected the correct answer should have been “yes because of how badly we were fucked around on the first responders bill in congress.”

 Shut up, tomato. 

Serial had an interesting episode on city settlement offers and how frequently the offers are lowballs. The offers rely on strapped finances, poor representation and a long court process to get accepted even when a victim has a great case.

When the OED adopts self-own, there will be a photo of Jacob Wohl next to the definition.

The howling carnivorous mouse is a metaphor. The howling carnivorous mouse is Megan Greenwell.

I’m bookmarking this comment section in case I ever feel guilty for being hard on Patriots fans. Holy shit. The amount of quadrupling down on assholery would be impressive if it wasn’t so insufferable.  

The damage from such a stupid error has to be far greater than the benefit of half-assedly trying to justify Trump’s stupidity.

Judging by the quality of this chart...not very much at all.

You can just say beer.

What a productive two days you’ve had.