Well, have you even tried that option?

If only there was a third option, where people who don’t know what they’re doing don’t write the laws but also the people who having a glaringly huge financial incentive to fuck over the public don’t do so either. Maybe some experts could volunteer their time as a public service or through a formal hiring process like…

Are we starting a list of things that are fucked up with our government? Cause “lobbiests writing laws” is a good place to start.

Oh God, he really is the Jaco Pastorius of fucking presidents.

So is it a big deal that the White House administration just sends Fox News the talking points they want them to regurgitate that day or no?

At one point, maybe. This is “The Office after Steve Carrell left”, doing it just for syndication checks Tomato Trolling. Hell, there aren’t even any tomato references anymore!

Every time you log on to hear the good news, you mean! Jesus!

Also, autocorrect is a fickle mistress.

Mussolini wasn’t just a fascist, he invented the fucking term! Now I understand that Americans through the term socialism around like a catch all for things they either like or dislike depending on the point they’re making so I normally along for some leeway here. But this is just stupidity.

And featuring Bobby Moynihan!

There’s an outside chance (slim but look at “Tight End” Jimmy Graham) that an arbitrator would decide he’s a linebacker rather than a corner back which would severely limit his contractual value.

All I can say about this Team USA performance is that as a Celtics fan, I am PUMPED for the 2019/2020 season!

Which is the argument here; that Uber is breaking labor laws by expecting them to work like employees without compensating them like employees. Subway can call their employees “sandwich artists” but that doesn’t make a $5 foot long fucking art.

Mainly because their drivers are already licensed drivers. Having an established licensing process as part of your hiring process hurts rather than helps your argument.

Is this Greenberg’s satirical burner account? 

This is some ancient ass Rump Parliament bullshit, waiting for the opposition to not show and pushing laws through. You do not want to be compared to the Rump Parliament.

This is a refreshing new twist on The End of History bullshit. Kudos.

Since I am an actual person thinking in the actual real world, I’m not really sure how your second paragraph could possibly be true“

Max is not the “business maven” he loves to carry the water for. He’s an idiot who thinks if he licks boots hard enough, they’ll promote him to regional manager.  

I’m pretty sure that despite not having read anything about the Orioles outside of Deadspin, I know as much about them as I need. More actually.