As a Boston Celtics fan I not only like how this clears the water during free agent season for Danny Ainge but I also that they could afford to resign Marcus Smart to smother me with a pillow in my sleep as not doing so is the best free agent pitch Boston has.

He wanted to take more time off but after a week his kid was all “listen mom, this shitheel needs to get the fuck out of the house and go back to work or I will”.

We have something similar where I do laundry, cleaning (sweeping, dusting, windows, bathrooms etc.) while my wife does the cooking. She’s an extremely talented vegan chief whereas I worked as a janitor for 3 years of my high school summer job. Same sort of dynamic with the little ones; I’m on diapers and laundry and…

You must let the world know of my favorite Weird Twitter account, Stealth Mountain (sneak peak correcter)

Dafuq did I just read?

Unfortunately I don’t think Romo-whatever AKA“shutthefuckupsplinter” is going to be taking your (accurate) consideration to heart. He seems to be a little too Red Pill for that.

Kinja is the Electoral College of message boards.

I don’t know, sea-lion.

I will be there!

Now THIS is the content I come here for! Huzzah for jizz!

One thing I appreciate about him unlike say, tomatoface or others, Baracka is not a troll is that those are his honest opinions and there is nothing performative about it. It’s unnerving at times however since he’s quite insane.

Exactly. And this is coming from someone who really like Sanders. As a person and as the senator from Vermont. Who should also probably retire soon.

Warren leads amongst self-identified liberals in the polls, but not amongst Democrats, same with young voters. Biden is running a centrist, old fashioned campaign because he appeals to old, centrist Democrats like him.

SHUTTUP NO SHE DOESN’T

Do you want to hear the Insane Clown Posse ask shit like “female anatomy, how does that work” on their track Female Genital Mutilation?

Come on party people won’t you listen to me. DATE RAPE STYLEE!

She’s also saying that once there is universal healthcare in America that people in Europe will fly to New York for procedures. Is that right? Is there a still wrong (but at least logical) way this makes sense to anyone else?

It doesn’t really matter if it’s for, against or ambivalent towards it; if you’re the type of dude who’s gonna name a song Date Rape, you’re also the type of dude who shouldn’t be writing a song on the subject to begin with.

I will star pretty much any comment that tells that fucking idiot to get bent. How the fuck does anyone “well actually...” Ben Shapiro?