Regardless, every response is bad if you’re hoping to convince the nation you’re in charge of that you’re not racist.

Hey now, that’s happened to me before. Protip; don’t accept pre-rolled joints as a marker in a poker game.

I’m not entirely sure why people are so surprised when wealthy Muslim or Cuban, etc guys vote Republican or join the GOP. There are a ton of conservative, religious, patriarchal societies out there besides American conservatives and game recognize game.

Depends on who “we” are. We the governed or we the governors?

Your grandfather used to work for RRR? Prove it! Is it pronounced Reading or Reading? Gotcha!

Considering there’s like 8,000 people of interest attending your average Buffalo Bills game, even her original figure isn’t as terrifying as she wants it to be.

I was just about to say this, the perfect credit customer is one that only pays the minimum monthly amount.

Yeah, if you flatten a country that’s big enough to fit 30 European countries in its mainland to one single statistic then yes you are correct. However, regionally it’s absolutely true that reducing the number of guns reduces the amount of gun violence, suicides and accidents and increasing them also increases those…

It would be like if OKC had a Windhurst like beat reporter who just followed LeBron James around from Cleveland to Miami and back just because their fan base hated him so much. Which is to say, it’s fucking ridiculous. 

I have no idea what parent feels safe letting their child spend 1/3 of their waking hours in the company of gun strapped adults whose jobs having abso-fucking-lutely nothing to do with firearms. More guns always means more gun violence, accidents and deaths. That is not protection.

Yes to last part of that but not entirely. The main driver of housing there is that, being the financial capital of the world and the leading center of many other lucrative occupations, there are thousands of people making 10-100x there what they could make in pretty much any other city in the world. Which means that…

They did the right thing—especially considering the positive results for American consumers since the adoption of the Restoring Internet Freedom Order.

Extremely well put, let me just add to the tactical issues with arming teachers. Specifically dealing with the chaos going on after an active shooter is announced. Do you just shoot at anyone who happens to come through the classroom door? Are you supposed to do room to room sweeps with other armed teachers? What…

My friends (in fact this very same group of idiot-friends haha) came up with a Mario Kart 64 game called “Don’t Drink and Drive”

“It’s just they might not have had the training they needed, or they didn’t have a job opportunity and they needed additional assistance. And that’s what the objective is of the program.”

Because I live in Boston I was able to vote for her once already. And I was very happy to do so over Scott Brown. I am not looking forward to voting for her as POTUS, mainly because there’s not a fucking chance in hell that she can win.

Well that and people I know who act above politics and say shit like “both sides are corrupt, this is just as bad as GOP thing XYZ”. Which is obviously not true. Corrupt Democratic shenanigans are things like Boston’s Big Dig that went well over budget, involved kickbacks to any and everyone but still accomplished one…

The only reason the bowl system exists is to get fans and alumni to choose Tampa Bay or Shreveport or some similar swamp city as their family vacation spot. That’s why nobody gets all that up in arms when a 7-5 Florida State team gets picked over a 9-3 Wake Forest team for a middling Citrus bowl game or whatever.

Seriously this. I remember the first Macbook Pro I bought 8 or so years ago and how simple their product lines were to peruse and make an informed decision on. Now I need to do an unbelievable amount of research on everything on their website which annoys me to no end.

“Then I’ll write you a fucking money diary.”