For a long time I sort of agreed with Republicans on the importance of state’s rights. Mainly because local level politics are usually best understood by the people directly involved and good governance there has the most tangible effects. However the older I’ve gotten and the more I’ve seen both first and second-hand…

Damnit man, you cropped out the best part!

What’s your record for most times typing “libtard” in an hour? This current go-round of yours has to be in the running.

Shut the fuck up and get back to work.

“We’re *real* sorry about our guy being bigger than your guy. We’ll work on that.”

You missed are real opportunity there to go “Paul Blest your heart.” Gonna be kicking yourself for the rest of the day.

Ah, you mean dick. I do enjoy a good Edgelord who’s trying to push boundaries every now and then. It’s natural at that age to try to figure out exactly what is and what is not socially acceptable. 

Well it would save everyone some time.

Dark, edgy humor is very frequently just assholes being mean. A great barometer of this is the fantastic Always Sunny. The show works because the characters are frequently racist, sexists, cruel and violent but A) the jokes are generally at their own expense or B) they are not rewarded for their shitty anti-social…

I believe you meant to say “re-brand” as the term has already been branded and weaponized by the right as a a convenient punching bag as meaning... whatever they need it to mean in order to define the left as whatever they’re upset about that day.

Giuliani insisted that “I don’t think I said nobody signed it”

Sounds like you might be in IT project management, which sucks.

I don’t understand why people assume that employers are good, union bosses are greedy, or vice versa. I also don’t understand why people think a union is an affront to management and/or ownership. This reminds me of older forms of government, be it the Augustus of the Roman Empire or the Divine Monarchies of medieval…

I do not believe that reading these emails was good for me.

It’s nice to hear from someone with all the insight of a parent disciplining a 14 year old. If those pesky unions won’t keep it down back there, you better turn that business right around and go back home, mister!

For real. I remember reading a deconstruction of why so many people wrote essentially the same story as Harry Potter and then sued Rowling which laid out exactly suits like this are ridiculous. Basically it was that Potter is basically a classic Arthurian tale (Sword in the Stone type) and as such had to be an orphan,…

Counter-point - Mike Pence is a fucking idiot who can’t even balance his own household budget and was dead broke when leaving the Governor’s house in Indiana and used campaign funds to pay for his mortgage because he is a fucking idiot.

Why the fuck should his comment have two sides? The only thing you want is for people to tell you that your blinkered, half-assed, contrarian opinion is fine. Your opinion is not fine. It is wrong, short-sighted and makes this country and its people weaker and poorer. “Pwning the libs” is so fucking stupid.

If you plant your roots carefully, eventually over time you’ll be able to grow through the wall itself.

Ugh. Remember. On the internet, nobody knows you’re a coward. Nobody.