Back in my day, a woman KNEW and EXPECTED a little rape would be involved after sacking a city. We ALL did! Now, things have changed a bit.

There’s always hope, after all they pardoned Dinesh D’Souza!

Seriously. How many 4chan trolls roll through here to carry the GOP’s water just so they can feel like they’re winning at something?

If I didn’t know better, I’d think you were being sarcastic!

One of my favorite things about the Gizmodo kinja is that it reminds me that really smart people are also really stupid.

It’s the whole “doth protest too much” thing. If one of your selling points is “and he’s totally not attracted to fish at all” then, well...

I honestly wish that we did have a version of the modern British royal family. In theory at least, having a living embodiment of the country and its people that the executive branch leader (PM, President, etc) has to meet with every week and justify their actions to is something I think that would greatly benefit the…

ALSO FUCKING GERMANE

Hey buddy, whatcha doing?

“Every relationship has a power dynamic”. Yeah, my wife was just chewing me out for sleeping with a 20 something intern of mine while I was the sitting POTUS. I guess she’s really the one in charge of this relationship, ammirite guys?

by contrast, every running backs coach I ever knew was a nice dude with a cool girlfriend who would go, like, rock climbing on off days.

As Drew Magary of all people has repeatedly and accurately noted the problem with the Republican party is the fucking people who vote for them. They aren’t as stupid as many people think they are, or at least not as illogical. They are absolutely willing to trade both economic and personal freedom for a sense of…

My mid early 20s were an Odell Beckham catch. If you substitute “patient but concerned dog” for “random woman”. The filming part remains unchanged.

Wait, you’re not a liberal woman? I am SHOCKED to learn this. FUCKING SHOCKED!

You know what I want to do? Spend my entire Sunday afternoon making sure everyone knows that sometimes women lie about rape. There’s nothing personal about this or anything personally questionable about me. It’s just important for people to know.

It’s disappointing to see you dismiss a fellow woman’s claim like this just because you disagree with her political leanings.

My band has technically toured with all 3 of them BUT I think Rancid is close AND I’ve played with Common Rider so I think that’s close enough

True, however to make that analogy more accurate, it’s like if every other country was offering you free housing, subsidies and wages to move to their country. Everyone wants PMT and Big Cat as they have a huge following. They are lucky and good enough to be in demand so it’s not quite the same thing.

You very much come across as a successful rich person. One that didn’t just Google FBAR. Nouveau riche is pas parlé nowadays and all that. Cool.

But yet, when we look at those who have been more successful at playing the exact same game we’re all playing