This is honestly how many conservatives (to use a modern term for a historical mindset as old as humanity itself) justify their actions. Like a pre-emptive, defensive war. They believe that everyone thinks like they do so when they cheat or lie or steal or whatever, they’re simply doing it first rather than being the…

The superiority of its food to what? Clam chowder? Chili? Lutefisk? I mean, yeah of course. But American food (ie food invented in America) in general sucks compared to any place that’s had millennia to work on their dishes.

“But can you be certain that the feeling is mutual?”

I am drunk.

But yes....everyone knows that the attendance announced is the paid attendance.

John McCain was a brave, tough, selfish, spoiled, self-important asshole. Those are the temperaments of some of our better presidents. 

I am shocked we don’t have more violent, destructive riots and I think that is going to change in the not so distant future. There is a large segment of young people from many different backgrounds who all have legitimate concerns with modern corporate/capitalist labor tactics. Concerns that are less nebulous than…

In that vein, I’d also be ok with the ladies of The View tossing a pigskin back and forth to each other and then never, ever referencing it in the show.

7 teammates and I got to use Barry Bonds’ lockers during a bowl game that we played in Pac Bell Park. Not only were there four of them but they took up an entire section (I believe, it’s been a while) of the room. I don’t know why but I was actually nervous about using them because I thought that somehow I would…

pretty much fucking anything that’s not a Three Musketeers bar

To be fair, I can honestly see how they can compartmentalize the personal failings of a political leader away from the policies of the politician. Especially one who has at most half-heartedly pretended to be a religious man. To some extent I was able to do this with say Eliot Spitzer, who is a gigantic prick, an…

Most reasonable people would rather be lectured about civil liberties and human rights by Justice William Brennan than by REDACTED, Yasser Arafat, or the U.N. Commission on Human Rights.

They can kick you out of Starbucks for being associated with Donald Trump! They can pull you over for driving while being associated with Donald Trump! People will call the cops on you while you’re in a public place just for being associated with Donald Trump! This is truly the grossest ongoing injustice in America!

Watching you trying to find a point to argue is like watching a drunk try to kill a mosquito with a baseball bat. Seriously, Tu Quoque is not a dish served at a restaurant you don’t know how to order from.

Your grammar is pathetic.

well it sets a terrible precendent for one. Hey come to the USA we dont care if you sneak in, we need you, just come on in.

I know I shouldn’t but I can’t help myself. The single largest percentage of people in America without leave to do so is people who entered legally and overstayed their visa. The vast majority of children who have been separated from their parents while traveling across the border have done so legally and in…

Not only is your shit stupid, it’s stale.

*(poorly) writes a bunch of shit about race

This entire premise is a fucking stoner debate but in late-capitalist America I think it’s worth having and I’m trying to ignore things I really should be doing. The fundamental difference here (which I noticed in that you’re talking only in terms of what you have and what can be taken from you) is that the premise…