The superiority of its food to what? Clam chowder? Chili? Lutefisk? I mean, yeah of course. But American food (ie food invented in America) in general sucks compared to any place that’s had millennia to work on their dishes.

If these people aren’t busy fighting something, they’d have to wrestle with their own humanity. Some cowards need to pick fights since what they’re afraid of is their own selves.

“But can you be certain that the feeling is mutual?”

I am drunk.

But yes....everyone knows that the attendance announced is the paid attendance.

John McCain was a brave, tough, selfish, spoiled, self-important asshole. Those are the temperaments of some of our better presidents. 

I am shocked we don’t have more violent, destructive riots and I think that is going to change in the not so distant future. There is a large segment of young people from many different backgrounds who all have legitimate concerns with modern corporate/capitalist labor tactics. Concerns that are less nebulous than…

In that vein, I’d also be ok with the ladies of The View tossing a pigskin back and forth to each other and then never, ever referencing it in the show.

Man, there are an absolute mob of salty-ass dudes on about this creep. Is there like a bat signal for this type of story that goes out that I’m not aware of?

7 teammates and I got to use Barry Bonds’ lockers during a bowl game that we played in Pac Bell Park. Not only were there four of them but they took up an entire section (I believe, it’s been a while) of the room. I don’t know why but I was actually nervous about using them because I thought that somehow I would…

pretty much fucking anything that’s not a Three Musketeers bar

To be fair, I can honestly see how they can compartmentalize the personal failings of a political leader away from the policies of the politician. Especially one who has at most half-heartedly pretended to be a religious man. To some extent I was able to do this with say Eliot Spitzer, who is a gigantic prick, an…

Most reasonable people would rather be lectured about civil liberties and human rights by Justice William Brennan than by REDACTED, Yasser Arafat, or the U.N. Commission on Human Rights.

They can kick you out of Starbucks for being associated with Donald Trump! They can pull you over for driving while being associated with Donald Trump! People will call the cops on you while you’re in a public place just for being associated with Donald Trump! This is truly the grossest ongoing injustice in America!

Watching you trying to find a point to argue is like watching a drunk try to kill a mosquito with a baseball bat. Seriously, Tu Quoque is not a dish served at a restaurant you don’t know how to order from.

Your grammar is pathetic.

well it sets a terrible precendent for one. Hey come to the USA we dont care if you sneak in, we need you, just come on in.

I know I shouldn’t but I can’t help myself. The single largest percentage of people in America without leave to do so is people who entered legally and overstayed their visa. The vast majority of children who have been separated from their parents while traveling across the border have done so legally and in…

Not only is your shit stupid, it’s stale.

*(poorly) writes a bunch of shit about race