Oh he’s absolutely cunning. Looking like that, acting like the way he does, publicly admitting that canned soup is his favorite meal, and pissing off literally everyone he’s worked with let alone against, he’s still managed to become Senator and one of the most powerful politicians in the country. 

Or “I am in favor of exposing war crimes, I am not in favor of enabling a foreign autocratic state to interfere in our election.” Funny that.

He’s good at strategic lying. Or more accurately the strategy of lying, gas lighting, insulting, pretty much the only thing he has an actual talent for is schoolyard bullying.

The most fucked up thing about your most excellent essay is that even more than many long think pieces about White Fragility (which is a great book) this really drove home how fucking stupid American society is. Well done, I'm now mad I grew up with a subscription to Sports Illustrated.

It’s tomato troll. I love/hate him.

I was gonna go with Lana Del Ray AKA Lizzy Grant AKA the daughter of multi-millionaire Robert England Grant.

Your hobby is a weird hobby.

Don’t fucking play against girls then if this such a big problem for you. And yes, this is 100%, absolutely a personal problem of yours, not representative of any greater whole.

You can fuck right off, right fucking now if you’re not giving 100 and 10 percent you fucking slacker.

Nobody here is surprised that you don’t understand something.

He does not work nor has he ever worked for an oil company. He works for an investment firm that has lent money to fund oil rig construction. As a small part of their overall portfolio. And he has been extremely clear and upfront about that fact, going so far as to use the information he’s privy to in that regard as…

I have never heard anyone outside of Boston sports radio use the term “fraud” like this. Every time I read/hear it, my eye starts to twinge.

Somebody had to say it. Thank you for your bravery.

I have no idea why you thought I was arguing with you. I was just observing how blinkered-ass stupid you are. I wouldn’t try to dissuade you out of your beliefs anymore than I would waste my time trying to convince my dog to stop licking her asshole.

You are like a special little snowflake of unflagging stupidity. It’s impressive, really.

Even taking away the whole “of the people, by the people, for the people” aspect of government, you know what’s really dangerous from a security and safety aspect? Millions of homeless, jobless, penniless and hopeless people. That’s how revolutions start.

Is this man an idiot or the Tomato Troll? America, YOU DECIDE!

I have no idea how you thought using the handle Wascaliwabbit would make it harder to figure out this is you, Dwight. 

Even anecdotal evidence is better than whatever the fuck you're backing your bullshit up with.