Oh I completely understand, I recently hit my 30s and entered the professional workforce about a year after the housing/banking crisis kicked off. I’m very lucky to not have to still be doing temp and contract work and some fucking twit trying to equate making $120k a year and “living close to work” with “barely…

You dont make the rules

If you’re talking about “restraint of opponents” in reference to American troops abroad, I hope you’re not attempting to claim that the US’s values are superior to the countries we have ongoing operations in. 

Brutal - adjective - savagely violent; punishingly hard or uncomfortable

I do not care who has developed deep ties with wealthy Democratic funders. Their money has been wasted. They can bring their funding to along to more effective leadership or become Republicans. It is not the job of the public to cater to them.

Because he’s the smartest man in the room. Just ask him. The response will definitely start with “well, actually...” and probably contain the phrase “have you considered...”. One of my faults is that people like him, IE people who are impressed with themselves, piss me off much more than they should.

Well yeah, that’s like saying that my toddler may get his hands on spaghetti from time to time but he has no idea how to murder a man with a stiletto. It’s not a perfect analogy, but also somehow an apt one.

Putin scares the fuck out of Trump. To be fair, I would be scared out of my skull if I was ever in the same room as Putin too but then again, oh I don’t know, I’m not the fucking President of the United States of America.

I was going to say “really? This is the biggest problem you have with Trump’s presidency?” Then I realized he said “mistake” and remembered that this impotent neck-flap agrees with all of Trump’s intentionally horrific policy decisions.

I can’t be trusted with any weapon. I’m always saying I’m going to take it easy tonight, and then

I feel like a Single Action Army is the only gun HamNo would ever carry.

Although I understand your meaning, I can’t accidentally drop my ballot and shoot my dick off. Physically speaking that is. Metaphorically speaking, that’s pretty much all we do.

But you are advocating that they should not get paid as much as they are worth by the company that they do the work for. I honestly don't know how people can argue that ok that a player who makes USC millions of dollars should be happy with whatever amount of money they decide is adequate without negotiation because a…

I would be really interested in reading this article if you remember who wrote it/how to find it. I keep turning up that Vox article on the coordinated Russian troll building when I search for it.

Is this person Tomato Troll, or a real person? America, You Decide!

Or border security. Or welfare queens. Or gay marriage. Or pretty much any emotional shiny object to distract from the hand in their base’s pocket and the boot on their base’s throat.

We do need to reorient our immigration system, especially since our replacement birth rates have been below par since 1971 and taking especially huge hits every year in the last decade. So the best thing to do would obviously be

Yeah, in France.

The garlic butter dipping sauce is actually intended to act as a binding agent.