I was going to write something about how people who complain and/or compare former television actor Cynthia to former television actor Donald Trump (as the left’s version of him) are idiots but after some reflection I agree with that POV. Not for the reasons they do, that she would be a stupid, inexperienced and ineffe…

This dumb onion of a response has so many stupid layers to it.

We?

I’m not mad, in fact I think it’s funny.

Really? Does your dumbass ever just walk up to a mirror at the end of another useless day all

Cool story bro.

WHY NOT MAKE THE MINIMUM WAGE $50 AN HOUR THEN?!?!?!

It’s advice for 9% of Americans. Korn Ferry is analyzing 145k entry level job listings at 700 organizations (which is great information! And a good amount of it! And it’s great those positions are paying good salaries!) but that’s out of roughly 4.5 million college graduates from the academic year 2016-2017. Granted…

Possibly but the next age rank is 25-34 and it’s still less than $40k. For Americans age 25-34, the mean salary is $758 per week, $39,416 per year. So that’s still a silly, arbitrary hypothetical salary.

Let’s say you start by investing six percent of your salary in a retirement fund when you’re 22 (yes, it might hurt, but you have to make some sacrifices) and earning $40,000 per year

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I used to go to the gym 6 times a week when my scholarship (and playing time and performance) depended on it. But going to the gym 6 times a week cause you’re a lifter (which Donny clearly isn’t btw)?

I’d say that thinking it’s normal to go to the gym 6 days a week when nobody’s paying you to be there is a worse take than noting that “father of any number of children” has nothing on “mother of any number of children” when it comes to being physically fit.

Wait, what the hell was ND still doing filming cutups with 4:3 cameras in 2009? /football film nerd deepcuts

The ever-despicable Ann Coulter openly and directly advised the president not to “fall for” what she described as “child actors.”

Jesus, even Yaz’s Impossible Dream ‘67 Red Sox (who sucked for years on either side of that season) at least had the decency of appearing in the World Series that year. Poor Mike Trout indeed.

But I’ve already tried doing nothing and now I’m out of ideas!

A good fucking start would be to replace our foreign policy with one that doesn’t destabilize places like Honduras and create the current conditions that lead to massive emigration from crime ridden areas ruled by war chieftains. This may lead us to pay more a little bit more for coffee though so, you know, maybe…

I won’t go so far as to say they’re viewed as less than human (for the most part) but they (NatSec) don’t view South Americans or Africans or Muslims etc. as potential Americans in any real sense of the term. That’s evidenced in our foreign policy decisions which have historically been pretty much a continuation of…

I’d say that’s also 75% split between smart people selling bullshit to the rubes and 25% rich people still being fucking idiots but having enough money and power to fuck everything up. And I’d definitely be willing to entertain arguments that I’ve gotten the 75/25 split backwards.