Were yall able to masturbate during the movie or what

My husband has long considered getting a studio apartment by work for himself.

Unscientific opinion: at least a year

The law is designed to protect people on the roads. These cars don't comply with that law. The solution is don't buy illegal vehicles. Jesus you car babies are asinine.

For emphasis, a GERMAN team named "Supa Hot Crew". That explains a lot of what's wrong w/ the internet and why we should dismantle the series of tubes and start fresh.

I wonder how that conversation went...

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Its entirely dependent on the amount of service for me. If ten friends are with me, and we make 5 substitutions, ask for a fancy drink, get desserts, and are there nearly 2 hours, (thus blocking you from getting other table's tips) then yeah, $40-50 in tips seems okay.

On the other hand, i've been to a waffle house and…

Bird shot an absurd 81.8 percent from the field

My mother was working in a restaurant when she was 20, and she had previously warned the manager on numerous occasions about serious issues with the smoke hoods, and the air vent. The manager never did anything about it.

I seriously don't get the people who want an "extra friendly" server. Why isn't being pleasantly polite enough? The server is there to get your food, not to be your dinner companion, and it's not possible to muster conversation and extra smiles for every single table every night.

sits down in his usual chair which happens to be in my section that night, and places his usual order of Finger Chicken (chicken fingers...har har)

Trust me, I'm at heart a no-fun second-wave Dworkin-esque feminist and in my daytime hours I am liable to obsess over the problematic nature of ANY kind of sexual objectification.

Allenby's notorious in the golfing world for being a drunken ass, not unlike Steve Elkington. Simplest explanation is that he got shitfaced, went on walkabout, then on lie-about.

Allenby is a world-class golfer. He should be able to get out of a tough lie.

Do NOT do this on Tinder.

Or choosing your comrade's funeral as a time to make a statement like such. What's more disrespectful to that poor man's memory? Jeans or being total brats? I'm gonna go with total brats for 500, Alex.

I just can't with this. You know what's disrespectful? Turning your fucking back on the Mayor of New York because you're upset that he, what? Talked about having to protect his son from police violence? Fuck right off with your jeansgate.