That’s not a bad take, that is the worst take.

Ortiz 2001:

Mention upthread is made of Nick Meyer’s involvement.

Because not everyone is such a twat.

And, as always, Tucker Carlson looks at the camera like someone just told him there actually is no state called “Wyomee.”

Someone else said it much better than I.

The only counterpoint worth saying, then, is simple and vulgar: Richard Petty, go fuck yourself.

Your country is like your family: you can love it, and still be disappointed in it from time and time, and want it to be better.

In case anyone’s gearing up to say that Maxwell doesn’t respect the troops, here’s a quote by him from 2015:

Any NFL player with an ounce of moral fiber needs to protest in solidarity with Kaep. The very same flag that Kaep is kneeling against is draped behind this megalomaniac, senile racist as he cheerleads for billionaire owners to fire their black employees for protesting social injustices.

“I don’t see why not.”

I’d mourn his passing but there’s no scraps in my scrapbook.

Thus endeth my dream team buddy cop grouping of young Brendan Fraser, Don Johnson and Burt Reynolds.

HOLY S***!!! Wow, thank you!

Newsradio had the funniest bit on his name, imo.

“Just shows me what they got over there.”

That’s nothing, the Giants hold a AAA outfield meeting every game.

I didn’t know they held AA meetings in centerfield at Yankee Stadium.

any ace who goes over to New York or Boston just looks like a fucking soulless merc.

I mean, you just described how Mayweather has always boxed.