The Bucks have now moved on to literally punching Wisconsinites in the face.

white people... am I right?

Porno Video Killed the Radio Star

Because god forbid someone offer constructive criticism. Cool it, dude.

If a player is more efficient in his route running, he's going to be able to get to some balls that a less efficient player might not.

Anonymous Eastern Conference Scout: This is exactly what I’ve been trying to tell everyone. Even Rondo’s own teammates know he’s selfish. Why else would they choose someone like Felton to run point in their orgy.

I assume the people responsible redshirted the car because they don't expect it to start.

Could be worse.

This shouldn't be surprising. Getting 17 without any assists is his typical stat line.

Are you kidding? She's 22 but looks like a 35 yr old waitress at Chili's.

So she's quickly adapted from being visibly disappointed and disgusted, to throwing in the towel, giving up, and faking satisfaction. That's nothing new. Every woman I've ever slept with does that.

Reporter: Hey Alex, just one last question- when you were out there, were you thinking about your recently deceased brother?

What's Mariah doing giving away the $100 that the NBA paid Nick Cannon to host the NBA All Star Dunk Contest?

People look up to you, Hines. You just were on TV with Dancing with the Stars. Ravens fans were upset that you won Dancing with the Stars but they still watched you. That shows your charisma and character. You've got a legacy in the NFL that no one can take away from you. But if you hurt somebody drunk driving, that…

He was released on his own recognizance due to the fact that he's no longer a threat to run.

No no, he means they stormed the league headquarters medieval style with pitchforks and torches.

I'm curious, did they ride in on this literal storm like Zeus, or have they developed weather control technology and bombarded the league offices with thunder and lightning until ownership was ceded to the club?

LeBron: Either dunk or get off the pot.

Love the Seahawks one. "We delivered."