You missed the part where Margaret Cho was a huge thirsty asshole, apparently.

Because they would still be guilty, you dumbass.

Nope, after this sort of “investigation” they’d be pathetic.

Fuck ‘em.

I’d tell her that my girlfriend doesn’t have any trouble riding in one.

Dodge Grand Caravan.

I had one that was Pepto Pink.

Dump her ass.

That wasn’t ironic.

The odds of me having $20 are infinitely higher than the odds of you having a super snake.

Their customer service is amazing. They’re installing humans on their autonomous cars so you don’t miss out on the racism and sexual assault.

I got $20 says she wouldn’t.

I stick to dating women named Jennifer.

*makes it rain*

Post them here.

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That’s the look of a woman who can’t believe she’s knocked up by someone who pissed away so much endorsement money.

I didn’t say that you’re white, just your attitude.

White, just like the color of your “intersectional” feminism.

It’s cute that you’re lecturing the black man about his experience not being analogous at the same time defending OP for saying her personal addiction is analogous to sexual assault/rape.