The quote seems to imply that the officer thought the groundhog might have been rabid. Does anybody else read it that way? Can we agree that rabid animals have to be dealt with somehow?

My family was in Germany during the war and their strategy of keeping their heads down and hoping it would pass didn’t work. By 1945 most of the homes and the family business had been bombed into the ground and most of the men had died or disappeared in Russia.

Jeeps—vehicles which, as you know, I love dearly.

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I think the worst part of this story is that you leased a Neon.

Interesting, and also. I do not care.

I do not assume Klan every time someone replaces a c with a k.

I’m not very good at this. All I could find was a wang-shaped building.

I’ve taken my son every year since he was 2 1/2 and we’re going again next month. Monster Trucks never get old, I’ve been going since I was about 5. Protip: Shooting earmuffs are ESSENTIAL for making it enjoyable for the little ones.

...and the more expensive aftermarket wheels are copied from others’ designs. There are very few original ideas in wheel design these days.

My thoughts exactly. I’d die before I let anything happen to my kids, even though they are totally pains in the buttocks many a time.

I have an 18 month old and no matter how big of a pain he is sometimes or how hard it is sometimes to be a loving Dad, I could never imagine doing this or living without him. His laugh is so damn contagious.

Please don’t take this as my defending McQueary in any way, but do you know the percentage of people who will do nothing when they witness something like this? It’s pretty damn high. Basically everyone says “Oh yeah, I would stop it,” but in the moment your brain doesn’t work that way. I know this because I was…

You’re not wrong to be critical of him, but also put yourself in his shoes for a second.

Laughed way harder at this than the 2nd episode of The Grand Tour.

That’s it, if I ever get a Ferrari, I’m getting a vanity plate that reads 4CHEESE

Damn, you’re so cool not liking the thing other people like. Extreme damn.

Even his fake time slip won’t beat my buddy’s mustang that does 8's on street tires and has a special prototype supercharger built into the intake manifold. It makes 800 hp at the rear wheels and eats JDM’s for breakfast!! We get in fights after street races all the time and I have to beat up 10 or 20 guys using the…

I think we can all agree that all fans everywhere are terrible with the exception of the fans of my preferred team.

This may be the most rational thing I’ve ever heard from a Pats fan.

It’s that look... like when you squeeze out a fart, but maybe shit yourself.