You had better music.

I’m a millennial and I hate millennials

This seems relevant.

“Its actually not that hard”says professional football player.

Sometimes the owners need to get owned, too.

I believe it’s pronounced ‘chahge cahd’.

I’m really not sure what to think with this particular situation... on one hand I think society has gone overboard with insulating children from every single conceivable danger, while on the other hand it seems kind of lazy and irresponsible to leave the baby behind.

Forever and ever.

Plus, we now get to watch Norman vs Beckham Jr: The Slappening TWICE EVERY SINGLE YEAR! Entertainment value >9000

On a recent project all I could find in our house were heart-shaped post-it notes.

The your/you’re mixup has seriously irked me for nearly my entire life. I remember being in elementary school and some kiss-ass classmate of mine drew a picture for the teacher, writing “Your the Best Teacher” across the top. I scoffed (I have always been very sarcastic, even as a small child), saying: “Apparently not.…

MY ALL MORONS!

Americans:

I think Landrover stopped selling these in the USA because your all morons.

Tesseracts.

I would say your friend spent way too much on a meth injection system.

I regret that I have but one star to give you, headbandfever. Marshawn Lynch gave the sports media the respect they earned: Which was none, for the most part. And I love him for that. I love his integrity because he absolutely knew that this integrity was going to be received as uppity Negro/gangsta thug/[insert…

who cares? 99% of “media people just doing their jobs” are insufferable assholes and jock sniffers. A local sports teevee guy in Anchorage(!?!) is well known for his “do you know who I am?” rants at service industry folk, and his cameraman is an equally repellent ass-groper and rich-daddy legacy. Athletes treating…

I tweeted this article and fragile little Alex immediately blocked me.

Raible makes it much more bearable than whatever network idiots get trotted out. I turn my TV down with the radio coverage if I can. Not ashamed one bit, I’ve wanted to slap the shit out of Collinsworth on more than a few occasions this year.