He tried, but couldn’t get the opinion quite over 15K words, so it stayed unwritten.

Super relevant to this article.

Surprised that Haisley didn’t write an article claiming that Spurs’ late game winner against Brighton shouldn’t count because the goal coming so late rendered the fan experience for the first 88' of the match completely moot, so it shouldn’t count. 

What is this, a Panenka for ants?!?!?!?!

I choose to believe that, in some parallel reality, Marvel just decided to let half the universe stay dead and started cranking out depressing, cinematic superhero versions of The Leftovers.

Wow, Scott Walker made a shitty decision? Color me fucking surprised.

After this last episode, I’m thinking he just listens and then sings.

Was he mugging for the camera?  I bet he was mugging.

a short cameo, probably 

It means Krod Mandoon and his friends will make a cameo appearance. You heard it here first. (And last.)

They thought he was a make-a-wish kid.

He wandered into the red carpet and someone took his picture. It was all an accident

He was there because The Rock is going to be USAgent in Phase 4. Naturally, this means Kevin Hart has to be in the background screaming, running, and making faces.

Parallel universe Ant-Man, perhaps?

Kevin Hart was at the premiere last night, anyone want to speculate on that????????? I’m pretty sure this comment will receive minimal responses.

Hopefully they’re texting each other.

Young Will Smith clearly wants revenge on old Will Smith for turning down The Matrix in favor of Wild Wild West.

Sir, the british empire was built by beards. the civil war was won by beards- the roman empire was finally forced to deal with beards (by an emperor that also needed a beard-beard no less!) Jesus had a beard (both white church jesus and likely real looking jesus.) Beards have brought us our highest highs and many of…

I got the impression that he saw Lyanna Mormont being awesome and thought, “Yeah, I could do that.” Hint, kid: you are not Lyanna Mormont, no one is but her.