+1 Plan B

The Jets can’t even overpay anyone anymore

maybe Our Dumb President is right and the Jets really are too complicated to operate

At this point, Timmy is like 40 years old and poor guy has been closeted his whole life...

Plus most of the 35+ actors in hollywood are on TRT and HGH.

Right? Young stars in major blockbusters have personal trainers, are on STRICT diets, and work out multiple times a day.

Brendan Fraser is living a normal life presumably eating like a normal person. We can’t all be Chris Evans/Hemsworth all the time.

I paid my bills this month, so there’s no such thing as poverty.

Well, it is the age of the geek baby!

At long last. Now maybe I’ll have time to try pornography.

“it takes about half way thru the movie before it makes sense” sounds like most 90s movie.  

After reading some reviews for some classic films, some of the best critics are ones that spur on discussion, they weren’t just “this movie is good or bad” they were really analyzing the movie and creating a discussion from it. So while a critic may have given what is now a classic movie a harsh review they typically…

Typically it’s the opposite, the fanboys and geeks are typically harsher than the critics who aren’t emotionally invested in it. I’m watching the movie regardless obviously and draw my own conclusions like I always do. 

I think they meant “heavy petting.”

We don’t know where the kayfabe ends with this whole thing.

You are right.  It was a billion dollar owner who went to a strip mall rub-n-tug.

Has anyone heard the Nigerian brothers speak? Did they grow up in the States? I’m just wondering if they have that exaggerated, guttural, African accent like M’Baku from Black Panther. “DIS IS MAGA CON-TREE!”

Young players prefer to spend their time dying repeatedly in an imaginary world to playing actual basketball for the Knicks. You don’t say.

I can’t believe he paid his accomplices by check.  I hope he wrote “For fake assault” in the memo line.

Wait ‘til you find out those infomercials that show people fumbling a bowl containing 4 full bags of Cheetos are specifically targeted at people with disabilities without showing those disabilities so they reach a broader audience.

LeBron logged a 28-11-16 triple-double to tie Wilt Chamberlain’s fifth all-time mark