Not enough fish puns

Yall do realize he is not married right?

Samoas are fucking awesome, you take that back now.

I know he will pass Wilt this season and depending on how much he finishes with, he will have a chance to pass Michael. So come back and lets make this awkward.

No, because in those videos and statements, he made it about money

I guess he could become a Kardashian

I dont think he will be able to pull off the Lebron contract. The CBA is well defined by service time and it doesn’t make a jump unless he gets the Derrick Rose Rule( MVP, 2x All-Star Starter, 2x All-Pro, DPOY) So he will still get a limited amount via his service contract.

He’s already signed with Nike, he’s dating a Kardashian, Philly is a top 5 metropolitan city, and he has 2 houses. I would say his endorsements are pretty good for a guy who can’t shoot a 3

The AAF doesn’t allow kick offs or PATs

If your trying to maximize your value, turning down your next extension when the next best offer you could receive is about 25 million less is a bad financial decision.

The only way I could see that happen is if the AAF catches fire in the next few weeks and a QB makes it to the NFL

No one should claim credit for this league

I hope after every goal he gives the fans the double bird and the cojones celebration

Bro, its clearly the Cardinals staff he is joining. 

Injuries are nothing but a state of mind and a line of cocaine.

What happened to the no days off motto

Would he like any other movie besides Green Book?

Most people who listen to country dont fuck their sister. They fuck their 1st cousin. Speaking of country, I look forward to the day automation takes over trucks so a country singer can write about his truck leaving him.

Up by more than 10% compared to last year, aka the all time low.

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