NSFW?

The fuck are you talking about? The game started at 3 EST and finished at 630. Or 330 PST with the 3-hour time difference.

"But I hear Argentina is a nice landing place for us retired Germans," said Lahm.

Just a couple of weeks ago you guys were saying LeBron can't finish at the rim, and now you're expecting him to help the Cavs come from behind? Jesus, Deadspin has already gone to shit post-Craggs.

This is the NCAA we're talking about.

Saw your tweet. "Just took a dude out." So gay.

Those aren't fans, Tom. That's their new starting five.

It's still early, but this is a strong contender for dumbest shit posted on Deadspin tonight.

I see your Seraphin reaction, and raise you a 'Melo.

When you think about it, the idea of sending a beat reporter to just go write on the road is quite novel.

Well, I'll give this much to Eli: he really is consistent with his photo poses, and he does keep busy in the off-season.

It must be such a relief to see something black on the floor in Chicago that isn't Derrick Rose.

The book's protagonist is not a football fan, but merely an observer as her husband (a Jets fan) and his buddies watch on NFL Sundays.

Could be a distress signal. No one would choose to be at that game. People are being held there against their will.

I would like to break out of being a B-/C+ level smart aleck and publish some longer stuff somewhere in the Deadspin-verse: analysis, commentary, spoken-word Yiddish poetry, etc. Is it worth it to write a mid length well-thought out piece and post it in my Kinja "blog" (basically just where all my dumb comments go),…

Two related questions: do you guys take pitches, and if so, who should they be sent to?

Was it Christian Ponder? He's had enough time sitting on the sideline to have read the rulebook front to back.

You'll never guess who originally pointed this out in the rule book to the Minnesota Vikings special teams coach and said "Hey, wouldn't that be interesting if that situation happened? We should mess around with that."

Spicy take.