Whatever Nissan was smoking with the Titian should just be made illegal, or perhaps they could just make them put a sticker on the from that says ‘These are the decisions you make when intoxicated, make better choices’

What is the process for requesting a press pass from NASA? Is there a background check involved and do they provide the snacks on launch day? 

Half of the automakers are disappointments, the problem is that half is not consistent.

I wanted a canyon, diesel tows what I need and fits in the garage, and then sat in one.

You say that, but the sight of actual useable buttons gave me a semi.

The thought that having Fix It Again Tony purchase Chrysler improved quality still blows my mine. The Pacifica is a masterstroke, but Jesus that is a brand that just needs to die. 

No the powershit transmission already did that, to the tune of several billion American fiat coupons.

We should nationalize GM just so we can burn down the design studios and take a collective shit on the desk of who ever is in charge of interiors.

It has 4.000 torques and still only managed a 4.5 0-100kmh. What is this?

You do realize the average new car purchaser is pushing 60 right? 

She’s only 36? Man those Japanese really like them young. 

First licking a Chevy and now sniffing an Audi. Dude you need to get out of your apartment. 

Built > bought!

As someone who often goes by the name Big Meat I approve of their sanitation protocols.

A little Lysol and send it. We’ve got a long way to go and a short time to get there. 

Nope it’s a dick move, it should just say Henry. Let other people share your secret, it’s much more impressive.

I prefer my potatoes smothered and covered:

Every member of every compliance department pooed a little upon reading your first sentence. You’ve scared them friend, and that is a herd you don’t spook. 

So Tesla can? 

Alameda county publishes the health statistics for alameda county.