The thought that having Fix It Again Tony purchase Chrysler improved quality still blows my mine. The Pacifica is a masterstroke, but Jesus that is a brand that just needs to die. 

No the powershit transmission already did that, to the tune of several billion American fiat coupons.

We should nationalize GM just so we can burn down the design studios and take a collective shit on the desk of who ever is in charge of interiors.

It has 4.000 torques and still only managed a 4.5 0-100kmh. What is this?

You do realize the average new car purchaser is pushing 60 right? 

She’s only 36? Man those Japanese really like them young. 

First licking a Chevy and now sniffing an Audi. Dude you need to get out of your apartment. 

Built > bought!

As someone who often goes by the name Big Meat I approve of their sanitation protocols.

A little Lysol and send it. We’ve got a long way to go and a short time to get there. 

Nope it’s a dick move, it should just say Henry. Let other people share your secret, it’s much more impressive.

I prefer my potatoes smothered and covered:

Every member of every compliance department pooed a little upon reading your first sentence. You’ve scared them friend, and that is a herd you don’t spook. 

So Tesla can? 

Alameda county publishes the health statistics for alameda county. 

Keeping the whole border closed seems a bit excessive. Surely there are easier ways of keeping New Yorkers out of America’s hat while allowing the rest of us to enjoy BC.

Only a million dollars in graft. What is this, a Union for children? 

The staff go in the front seats, because they make an excellent crumple zone.

That being said, if I find a finger print my chauffeuse will have some explaining to do. 

This is worse than Dunkirk.