FMVs? Well I’m now 100% convinced that indie devs are necrophiliacs who take 50 steps back before taking one forward.

Honestly these games are more fun to watch than play.

Did I hear jeering at the start when they announced it?

I thought Kotaku wasn’t going to E3 or was that just the Ubisoft confrence? And what’s up with that anyway is Ubisoft tired of reading about how buggy Unity was as we are?

Wow I honestly forgot this even existed. Did any really good games ever come out for it or what?

I guess so since the times I get the most stars is when I say “hai guys i wasn’t srs i swear”. Text isn’t the best venue for my brand of comedy </3

That’s the joke. I was drawing parallels between the moral reactionaries of the world and their flimsy excuses for hating stuff.

My humor is too dry for the internet isn’t it?

Well I dunno about you but buff girls scare me. Let’s not show them since they would scare the children and in the end it’s all about the kiddos.

All about the kiddos.

I thought it was dissapointing. It’s so lazy to make a game who’s “hook” is a marraige of a few features from some great games without even fleshing those concepts/mechanics out as much as the originals did. It could have used more mechanics and time in the oven but I doubt that wasn’t possible for DF considering that…

The only important question to ask is: white bread or wheat bread?

You can go ahead and exit out of the tab y’all. My job is done.

I think I’m blind now, for some reason that color saturation is making me want to turn off all the lights and close my eyes.

It would have been hilarious is Nathan was the one covering this story.

I heard from a friend that at her college a pro/semi-pro LoL player lost housing privileges after campus police found several 2 liters filled with piss after investigating over smell complaints.

Molyneux and co. are such low hanging fruit, can’t you dig up anything else Nathan? At this point it’s like you’re writing lengthy updates on the Lindsay Lohan of gaming when there are much bigger fish to fry.

This game looks amazing, the environments and world design most of all. But after looking at the map I feel tricked; it does absolutely nothing to convey just how great the world is.

The game defaults your character to “Caucasian,” which I suppose could be vaguely problematic, in that standard video-game kind of way, save for the fact that everyone in the game sort of looks like trash anyway.

Woah Nintendo is so innovative.

You don’t know that, so shut up.

He died 8 years ago. He was great guy, turned me onto a lot of amazing games like Half-Life, Diablo, Starcraft, and Zelda just any big brother should :)

My brother preferred dill pickles while I preferred salt and vinegar, and your observation about the two makes me miss him a lot :(