“My takeaway from that piece is, like, this”—meaning everything he posts on Facebook—“isn’t authentic. And that, I just felt, wasn’t accurate.”

Best part of Moana is Jermaine Clement, second is the Maui Rock meme:

Dwyane Wade over Anderson Varejao, which might be the best dunk I’ve gotten to watch live (on tv, but still). Lebron’s self-oop in the finals was absolutely absurd too, even if you needed a second to process exactly how ridiculous it was to pull that off given the gravitas of the series.

sure, but what do they do after that’s finished and they slink back to the shadows? do they cease to be a danger in the war, after the battle is over?

people getting the shit kicked out of them is probably great for his former org tbh.

“authentic” “privacy” “snapchat” “TED talks”

I’ve got beer at my Shop-Rite, and at the Wegman’s (obv) if I want it. Not at gas stations or anything, but they are rolling out the substances.

“If men who say they’re feminist aren’t, then what are the men who don’t say it?”

jesus you are slow

One of my favorite looks. We’re not going to see a retreat from the bulbous whale hoods now though, pedestrian laws being what they are.

I kinda find that assessment unfair (not saying it is explicitly yours however), the Thor movies have been good fun. I’d mark them superior to Avengers Age of Ultron, Ironman 2 (possibly 3?), the Hulk movies, Spiderman 3, maybe a few others.

“One thing is to make sure you’re not setting up a dating frame. Part of what’s confusing these guys is that you’re acting like a traditional relationship: the long dates, the longer talks, the flirting, the post-coital cuddles…”

100% the truth here.

“I can teach a cat to fetch in 2 mins.”

jesus, is that a real baby?

and just about the last time i can remember an “anti-trust” suit taking place.

This motherfucker.

Yeah, that one was excellent

I didn’t play much Destiny, it was a bargain $10 buy for me by the time I decided to grab an xbox, but I found it to be somewhat fun and not too engaging. Ended up playing some of the open beta last night and: 1) thank god for PC 2) I didn’t realize the PvP would be that fun. I’ll wait for a review, but I’m more…

“This generation of games has been awful and Destiny is at the forefront of the mediocrity.”